Rally birds are fun and all but it definitely helps having a young stud pitcher that can absolutely dominate The Show. Somehow the Mets have like 5 and a ridiculously consistent bullpen (first time ever?). Now if only they could start mashing the ball…

Maybe their shiny new rental toy Yoenis Cespedes can help out with that!





Cespedes has been a strong man for a long time but he can’t get all the credit here. Even he will admit, there are greater forces at work in Citi Field these days..





So either the Mets will be the Cinderella darling everyone ends up rooting for or something terribly wrong will happen to that parakeet/they will lose in THE most heartbreaking way possible.

Mets life baby, just get ready for the ride. Juan Uribe is good to go!