Look at me in the face and tell me that this picture of Mets Pitcher Noah Syndergaard is not the single-most intimidating thing you’ve ever seen.

If Noah wasn’t voted: “Most-likely to throw 101 MPH fastballs in the playoffs eight years from now and strike you the hell out”, this yearbook is an absolute travesty. Plain and simple.


P.S. Can we talk for a second about how much puberty Syndergaard looks like the kid from the police station in The Hangover who tasers Zach Galifianakis in the face?

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His metamorphosis into this majestic creature is one of the greatest upsets in human history. Never count out the underdog.