Is there anything better than once-in-a-lifetime opportunities? Events so rare and fleeting they might as well be myth. Except they are real, and they are SPECTACULAR.

Unless of course you completely shrink, shrivel, and POP when the moment hits. Then it goes from all-time memory to ALL-TIME NIGHTMARE. One second this guy has a life with interests and hobbies and a unique personality… The next he’s merely a hashtag and a Not Top 10 Nominee known worldwide for being the definition of a stupid faced loser. Should’ve just stayed home and played DFS bro. You’re always safe with us at Draftkings.


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