At first I thought John McCain just really sucked at sports and blew this opportunity because of his old man motor skills. Then I remembered he broke both his arms crashing his fighter plane in Vietnam and was tortured by them via never letting his arms heal properly.

Whoops egg on my face! Definitely might affect foul ball catching ability/everything in life. He should get Foul Ball Guy to be his catching liaison though. That dude will pander to anybody that’ll listen…