Orbit sets the standard by which all future #SingleLadies dances will be judged. Break it down, Orbit!

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Orbit is taking off in Houston and launching the mascot game to a whole new level fam! It’s pretty hard for a mascot to do fresh new antics these days, it’s kinda all been done before. Plus it’s extremely difficult to do anything in a furry bug eyed costume and not be creepy…

Luckily everything Queen B touches turns to literal gold and that includes dancing alien spaghetti monsters. Imagine the person that’s gonna end up marrying the human inside that suit? That’s one way to know FOR SURE it’s true true love..









PS: NEED to get to Houston for this game. Orbit-Wan Kenobi Bobbleheads FTW!