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Helluva day to wear white! I mean black. Err who knows or cares what it started as…point is now it’s certainly red/blue. What I’m not certain about is this postgame celebration. I thought Gatorade showers were reserved for the NFL? When a ball player in the Show gets a walk off hit, it’s all about that creampie facial. And NO ONE loves those more than Josh Hamilton.

I’m guessing the Rangers outlawed whipped cream from the clubhouse as a sign of solidarity for Josh. It’s a classy move and clearly he’s adjusting already. Josh is a man of simple tastes. Take away his whipped cream? That’s fine dude, just pour random shit down my throat AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE! Gotta keep your players sober happy!


PS Elvis Andrus is DEAD