This is becoming a nightly thing, but, in never ceases to disappoint. Giancarlo is the destroyer of baseballs — and last night vs. Carlos Martinez and the St. Louis Cardinals — Stanton hit a ball so far it airmailed the 427 sign that is BEHIND THE DAMN OUTFIELD FENCE.

It was his 26th “Holy Mother of Zeus that ball is never going to come down, is it?” of the season — and it’s just a matter of time before Giancarlo hits a ball so hard, it evaporates into thin air.

The Marlins may stink, but, I think we can all agree that this dude is must-see-TV.