Is there a better deal in sports than being a bullpen catcher? I’m pretty sure you don’t even need actual baseball skills to be one. Don’t have to worry about framing pitches or calling a game or taking hacks. Literally just squat down a bit after you watch half of a free baseball game and after that boom you’re done. Way to warm up those arms dude WE NEEDED YOU FOR THAT.
The best part is, no one on the team is threatened by you taking their spot so everyone adores you. All the crazy fun real players can’t worry about fall right into your lap. Aka breaking the record for most Philly Cheesesteaks eaten in a 4 game series. Let’s see what Milwaukee’s Marcus Hanel can brew up for the visiting team..
Citizens Bank Park visiting team individual cheesesteak record for a 4g series is in jeopardy, courtesy Marcus Hanel! pic.twitter.com/XrD2lHX6ly— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) June 30, 2015
On a night where the team collects 17 hits, Marcus Hanel bites into his 18th cheesesteak, breaking the 3-day record! pic.twitter.com/XXO8dzYjmQ — Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) July 2, 2015
The 3-day cheesesteak record for Citizens Bank Park obliterated! Marcus Hanel now one bite away from the 4-day mark! pic.twitter.com/LEM9Ah971b— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) July 2, 2015
Cheesesteak history has been made at Citizens Bank Park by bullpen catcher Marcus Hanel (@Markoos55)! Congrats, Koos! pic.twitter.com/oSvkswc4pV — Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) July 2, 2015
Congrats Marcus you did it! Although if you were a real hero you would’ve tweeted a thank you to the janitors at Philadelphia International Airport.