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The Philadelphia Phillies and San Francisco Giants squared off this weekend, and one determined fan outside AT&T Park went as HAM as anyone has gone HAM before chasing a home run/foul ball.


  • Realistic chance of drowning and/or getting injured after the plunge? Check
  • Wallet with credit cards/IDs/money in it that are surely ruined? Check
  • Drenched clothes soaked in cold bay water? Check.
  • At least one apple mobile device in pocket that is now water-logged and no longer works? Probably.
  • Probably no way of getting out of the marina without assistance? More than likely.
  • ONE AUTHENTIC MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL THAT WAS ONCE HIT AS A HOME RUN? CHECK.
Enjoy your souvenir, sir, you friggin’ earned it.