The Cubs won 2-0 last night in extra innings and the greatest WTF play of the night belonged to Tony Rizz sliding into 3rd base like whaaaaaaaaaat?? I have absolutely no clue how he made it in safe but Tom Emanski needs to call him up and make him assistant camp counselor to Fred McGriff ASAP.

The majesty, the pageantry, the fundamentals, the beauty… it’s an Eman skeet skeet skeet wet dream! And as if that wasn’t enough, Rizzo has baaaaaad intro music. And by baaaaaad I mean THE BEST.



I’m so impressed with Anthony Rizzo’s walk up music/samurai slide that I’ve given him my full endorsement as coolest First Basemen in the MLB.